a kid did this bit today

We had grilled chicken wraps for lunch and a kid said he was gluten free and we didn't have an option for him and he said, oh it's okay I can have a little, I'm not allergic. And we were like, okay, sorry about that, here you go. And he said, thanks it's fine. 

And then as he's walking away he quietly says, time to die. 

I'll try this one out this summer

I'm gonna start cataloging all the great bits I come up with.

most of them are used on children. 

I'm gonna see how long of a streak I can get with at least one bit per day.

it's a constant game of

through sleep and proper hydration,  I can do great things. 

if you get the questions right

you win a junie b jones book.

if you get the questions wrong, you get the green paper of shame taped to you

Another Day of Living

I spend too much time scrolling and looking at stuff. I think if I write more I'll spend more time in that head space.

My sister sent a link to the video Bat Fight by Will Ferrell and it felt like eating real food instead of junk food. Maybe that's an absurd comparison but it's a genuinely funny and well made song. And it's completely ridiculous but it felt different compared to tiny tiny short videos or comics or whatever you get scrolling on Instagram or YouTube. 

So anyway okay I'm gonna try to stay writing again. 

a fox just ran right past me

like not 10 feet from me.

sitting out here on the stoop because my roommate earlier walked into the dining room where I was sitting and proceeded to drop an entire container of almonds on to the floor right next to me and go "sorry!" and it triggered my fight or flight response and I came out here to blog and relax. 

so yeah fox. fox is running by. fox friend.