Friday, May 12, 2017

Thoughts on this Robert Goulet Album Cover


Question from Roommate, M-Dawg: What do you think Robert Goulet's dog's name is? sub-question: Is it his dog or a model?

Answer: The dog was probably a model. After the photo-shoot Robert Goulet begged and pleaded with the photographer to let him take the dog home and pinky promised he would feed him and walk him and clean up after him. All the while, Robert Goulet's hold on the dog is becoming tighter and tighter, the dog is clearly becoming uncomfortable. At this point, Goulet's handlers realized he was overstimulated and needed a nap.

After his nap, they decided to let Goulet take care of the dog, perhaps named Frankie, for a trial-period.

"You know how he gets," whispered one handler to another in a voice loud enough for Goulet to hear but Goulet never seems to care or understand. "If we don't let him have it, he'll never shut up about it. He'll carry on and use it against us whenever he gets fussy. If we let him have it, he'll get bored in a week and we can give it back to the photographer. We'll tell Goulet the dog ran away if he even bothers to notice."

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