Another One of These and a Collection of Short Stories

Wholesome tears, The Idea of Putting On a Coat That Is Too Big, but barely 2/5ths of No-Fifths would consider tribing this on for style.

And now,

A Collection of Three Sentence Stories: Thoughts On a Woofer

#1- Titles give a sense of identity, unification, and purpose. Without a title, you wouldn't know how these are all related .This is the first one.

#2- This is the second one. A pattern is founded on repetition. Karl's arm snapped in half.

#3- Music is an arrangement of patterns. Some patterns are guitar solos. Extreme violence is both a pattern a kind of human guitar solo.

#4- The woofer brings the beats to the masses. When cool guys make music, it's called beats. Are you still listening?

#5- I've turned up the volume on the story. You might be asking, "Why isn't he using capital or bold letters or exclamation points?" Those don't actually make the story louder; you have to turn up the volume.

#6- You can't just destroy everything. What about the thing you're using to destroy stuff? Unless you got a second destroying thing to keep destroying after you destroyed the first destroying thing.

#7- In real life, it's impolite to pick people up and throw them off the top of things. It's a rule I've found to be conspicuously absent. What does the government not want us finding out?

#8- Sharks have to keep swimming or they'll die. They don't die of obesity and heart disease from not swimming like we do though. It's how they breathe.

#9- With the power of questions, you can challenge anything. You can even challenge the woofer. Make me give you all this candy or will I set every candle on fire?

#10- You might think a "woofer" is a weird thing to call a dog. It is. This is the tenth one.

#11- I didn't choose to be born. Or maybe I did. I should have chosen snake person, instead.

The End.