Sand Oogie

The theme of the week is "bad things".
Some bad things are bad. And some are good. Some are good AND bad.

This sandwich with an oogerman in it is a prime example.

Volleylobstercrab

Sometimes bad things can be good though.

These crusty tations are playing breach volumeball. 

I'm 23 Now

That winged seventh grader clutches his pre-algebra homework above a craggy volcano.

A suitable collection of terrible machinations.

The Fiflusion

Wow! This transpormation is outstranding!

Mordning coffee has made me imprincible.

A small hat to wear for a mart thin Lucius king.

Quawm

The coffee goes down the tubes.
Soon the man will bewake like never beef more.

Triptonnaise

 

This coffee is hot.

One raw move and it will stame a hole through my stepshirt.

Best be Norf Carefolina come Dave rake.

Part Tuna

Wow! Water and dust turned coffee!
Sprinkle some time sand on your shoe buckles.

This mandy morning makes much more manys even more!

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It's like a (barely) coherent arc for the week. 

Old New Wish Way

Finally! Old Man Morning is here.
The Sun goes it up in the East.

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More to come on this. Trying a thing for this week.

Toilet Ninja

Sometimes. Sometimes I need this. Sometimes we all need this.

Feet up to It

I must really like monsters and creatures, huh?

Cat Man Do

Alien donut world.

Behind you a cat with fear to make!

See the King Standing There

Bow down everyone!

Waterfall Training

 

The deer wearing blue jeans is ready to take on all challengers.

"I am the quiet rushing fury. Cold flowing stillness. I exist entirely in the empty spaces between."

Psycho Armadillo

Get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job!!!

Snow Giant Man

He's not teh best.

A Kid Told Me To Draw This Guy From a Book

His nickname was 'chappie'. The kid thought he looked funny and said, ' He's mad. hehe'

The Cows Grow Restless

A rocket ship with utters penetrates the ionosphere to the dismay of the lactose intolerant.

'We understand the how, when, where, who, and what. All that's left is the why.'

Mr. Klefkigaerd

A hulking viking finds gainful employment as a kindergarten teacher.

"Mr. Kiki! Can I use the bathroom?"

Early Release 5k

The ice cream on fire won the race in a new personal best. 

"Emergency personnel managed to extinguish the fire before it spread to his flaky cone but no amount of water, foam, or saline IV therapy could put out the flames that still burned in his heart."

Truck Pig and Gertruck

A man and his pig are driving down Highway 40 in his big ol' pick up truck.

"I'm sorry to drag you into this but I have been called upon to fulfill the ancient promise of my fellow swine."

not a smash

A hallway from the future was at the bottom of the Ocean. In this hallway was a line of persons. There was a short person, a tall person, and a short person, and an old person. The sign by the line in the hallway from the future at the bottom of the Ocean said, "not a smash" with an arrow pointing that way!

The first person in line was short and he was dressed in green. On the floor in front of him was a target and on the target was a pie. Smashed into the pie was a can of raviolis. The person in green had been waiting for a very long time in the line. For as long as he could remember, he had been in the line. Somedays the line would move a lot. He would have to run as fast as he could to keep up with the line. Sometimes he would wait for hours and line wouldn't move a stinking inch.

He looked at the pie on the floor--with a can of raviolis smashed in it and he said, "This must be what I've been waiting for all these years! I'm gonna eat the whole thing." He bent over to pick up the pie and before he could say, "smash, smush, smoosh", he was smashed and The Wheelbarrow Man picked him up and carried him past the sign that said, "not a smash" with an arrow pointing that way!


The second person in the line was tall and he was dressed in orange. He saw the ravioli pie but couldn't remember seeing the person in green being smashed. All he could remember was that he had been in the line for a very very long time. Some days the line would move very fast and other days it would move very slowly. Most days though, the person in orange thought about giraffes. He loved giraffes and thought giraffes all the time. The only problem was that he had never seen a giraffe and didn't know anything about them. When the person in orange saw the pie with the can of ravioli stuck in it he thought, "This must be a giraffe! It's what I've been waiting for the whole time! I'm gonna have oooooone bite!" And he bent over to pick up the pie and before he could say, "smorsh, smeesh, smash," he was smashed and The Wheelbarrow Man picked him up and carried him past the sign that said, "not a smash," with an arrow pointing that way.

The third person in line was short and he was asleep. He couldn't see the pie because he was asleep. He didn't see the person in orange or the person in green because he was asleep. He had been asleep for a very very very long time. He slept in the line. When he was right in front of the pie he didn't say anything because he was asleep. He was dreaming about eating a pie in two bites. He looked as if he might fall on top of the pie but before he could say, "smursh, smeech, phhhbbtttt!" he was smashed and the Wheelbarrow Man picked him up and carried him past the sign that said, "not a smash" with an arrow pointing that way.

The fourth person in line was old and he dressed in old person clothes. He saw the ravioli pie but couldn't remember anything before that because he was old. All he could remember was that since he was a baby old man to a young old man to an old old man, he'd been waiting in line. When the line moved fast, he ran. When the line didn't move he waited. He looked at the ravioli pie through his thick glasses, then he rubbed his eyes and looked again. He looked seriously at the pie and scratched his droopy chin and then said in an old man voice to absolutely no one, "Raviolis not my favorite." Then, he stepped around the target that the pie was sitting on and with a funny old man walk he walked past the pie and kept walking. He wasn't in a line anymore, he just kept walking........that way!

April Reals

Three cats and three ghosts gather around a marble machine.

"The cats put things in the top part and stuff comes out the bottom part and all that's left is to figure out the parts inside and what to put in."