girl got picked up by her grandfather at camp

I was walking by and she said,

"He's gonna pick us up today! His name is Paw Paw!"

And I said, "Hey! My grandpa is named Paw Paw too!"

what a coincidence 

the plants

a bit

there's this counselor who looks like me and the kids always get us mixed up so I proposed we invent characters who we have to do when the kids call us by the wrong name and my character says

"WHO DARES SUMMON CRABBY?"

a spell I prepared for an activity

The nasty cries of a vile hog

with a flaming sun's burning heat.

Some sweaty goblins rancid gas

and the fury of a thousand yeets!

a crusty crab

and a cringy dab

something icky you shall grab

and you have to go put your hand in the toilet! nerd!

8th bit

bit of the day

me and crabby tied rope headbands around our heads and then tied those together and then walked around speaking in unison. 

my nam is tim

my nam is tim

and wen its early 

or wen I'm in

an awful hurry

to rouse mine eyes

make my senses keen

I take the mug

I drink the bean

climbing team

I've helped coach a climbing team since February and yesterday I was telling a kid on the team how people are always surprised when they see the faces of radio personalities. Then we talked about how everyone on the team has known each other for months but only with masks on. So we did some mask face reveals and the kids were in shock at my face. 

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED LIKE!"

two bits today

bit of the day. June 1

fart spray.

kid found fart spray in the woods. immediately ran around spraying it on everyone and everything. I didn't even interrupt. I couldn't stop it. I had to let fart spray play out to its natural conclusion. fart spray.