Present Fears are Less than Horrible Imaginings: What the Cheese Takes and Won't Give Back.

No passion is innocuous. No love is not built on desperation.

A man who puts coagulated milk protein above all else finds himself cheese-less and at the bottom of a deep hole with no way out.

When the cogs of the mind become mangled, halted, and jammed, the twisted man turns his inward agony on the outside world. He tries to slay the body that has betrayed him.

All the same, the piper gets his pay. The piper gets his pay.

Happy Halloween everyone.

How was there a talking banana in the last post?

Great question. We know that bananas can't talk. But that won't always be true. 

sorry.

[still not sentient yet]

And that's how it happened.

Another Series

A letter from an aged Apple...

Unkillable Dave

This show would be called Unkillable Dave. It would follow this guy named Dave who is unable to killed.

This show would feature cute things and play upon children's fascination with their own mortality. Unkillable Dave would regularly remind other characters in the show that, unlike him, they are very vulnerable to meeting violent ends. This would lead into the main plot of the series where Dave searches for some value to being weak and transient in order to better relate to everyone around him. He is frequently frustrated by the problems he finds and the lack of satisfactory answers.

Free to Be

We would like to bury this cancelled series with a new series:

MOOSE DAD! A DAD THAT'S A MOOSE!

Don't be like Moose Dad. Try to remember the kid perspective.

They had a good run.

But this blog is Jeopardy, don't hold on to anyone too tightly!

Icy Spicy

Jules said...

use frozen rage to light your way

Recap: Just outside the entrance to Level Ploo. No light source. You ate frozen rage. You've frozen HELPUM SHANE. Hatman full of rage. Items still left in Inventory.

UNRELATED CARTOON!

Checking some of that sweet Inventory...

ShabbuShabbu said...

ASK HELPUM SHANE IF ANYTHING IN OUR INVENTORY WOULD BE HELPFUL

 BabbuBabbu said...

IS THIS INVENTORY!?

Good to get out of that darkness and into the brightness of the inventory screen.

Surely one of these items will solve any fried-meat-related problems that may be encountered.

Ploop ploop

Need some help

Personally, I wouldn't trust this guy. Look how little his arms are.

In the dark dark

 Jules said...

why is the dourknob drawn different?

Later plot-twist? Or laziness? I would blame the dark. And Errn for deciding to throw the torch that provided PRECIOUS LIGHT! (only in the top box though. Universe works that way.)

Shading and Different Colored Light!

 Jules said...

gremlin want cake

 Errrn said...

Throw one of those torches at the gremlin!

I give you only what you ask! Darkness and death! 

Let me tell you about a little boy named Chad who had a secret

Chad just heard a great secret.

It's a good secret but he can't tell you!

He can never tell you!

SECREEETTTT!!!!!!!!

SSSSEEEEEEECCRREEEEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

SSEEEEEEEEEEECCCREEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

secretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecret

secretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecret

secretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecret

secretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecret

secretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecret

secretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecretsecret

[secret-laden breathing]

[Squelching and gurgling]

And he was never heard from again.

End.