Marketing is Key

Yeah, "bottomless pit" wasn't doing so good. Since the name change though, we've a steady stream of morons and imbeciles showing up.

My Good Ideas You Should Buy

A Person I Saw in Three Sentences

Cat woman speaks in line at Costco. She is full of lies. Her arms carry boxes of lies.

Idea for Show #2

On the outskirts of the slums that surround a post-apocalyptic mega-city, a humble sludge-fisherman must try to raise a sentient, radioactive tweenage shark girl after she saves his life from Google Drones who kill without discrimination or mercy. Hijinks ensue as the fisherman tries to adjust to life with a female mutated fish beast.

Title: Sharks Who's Chumming For Dinner?

Or

Half-Past Shark-Thirty

Or

Pass the Ranch, Greg.

Under a Couch I Used to Know

But did even the great Walt Whitman dare to tell song of the indignant booger flicked under the couch? Did he dare??

It's not a question of 'if' but of 'how soon??'

And just how muscular will their arms be when they're popping out of those denim vests??

Being Sick in the Summer like...